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Jack Bauer
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Jack Bauer -24
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
- Jack Bauer doesn't take fingerprints, he takes fingers.
- There are no such thing as lesbians, just women who never met Jack Bauer.
- Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he's done it twice.
- People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
- Finding Nemo would have been vastly more exciting had Jack Bauer been looking for him.
- If you're holding a gun to Jack Bauer's head, don't count to three before you shoot. Count to 10. That way, you get to live 7 seconds longer.
- During the 18 months Jack Bauer was believed dead, CTU saved over $1 billion on ammunition.
- If O.J. ever met Jack Bauer, he'd confess.
- Jack Bauer came up with the idea to can and sell his own urine, that product is known as Red Bull.
- In 96 hours, Jack Bauer has killed 93 people and saved the world 4 times. What the hell have you done with your life?
